Thursday, July 18, 2024

Song title: 痴情の待ち

 [Verse 1]

風が私の気持ちを通り過ぎる、この気持ちを説明できない、

あなたの頑固さは星のよう、私の忠告を聞かない。

心の中の痛み、私だけが知っている、

あなたが理解するまで、待つことにする。


[Chorus]

痴情の待ち、私は怨まない、

あなたは私の心の中で唯一の希望。

風や雨が吹こうとも、私は心変わりしない、

あなたが振り返り、私の真情を見るまで待つ。


[Verse 2]

夜が深まる、私は一人ぼっち、

あなたの影を思い、私を強くする。

あなたの頑固さが私を傷つけても、

私は信じている、いつかあなたが理解することを。


[Chorus]

痴情の待ち、私は怨まない、

あなたは私の心の中で唯一の希望。

風や雨が吹こうとも、私は心変わりしない、

あなたが振り返り、私の真情を見るまで待つ。


[Bridge]

毎日が葛藤、心が揺れる、

諦めたい気持ちと、愛を信じる心。

涙が枯れるまで泣いた夜、

でもあなたを思うと、立ち上がる勇気が湧く。


[Chorus]

痴情の待ち、私は怨まない、

あなたは私の心の中で唯一の希望。

風や雨が吹こうとも、私は心変わりしない、

あなたが振り返り、私の真情を見るまで待つ。


[Verse 3]

夢の中でさえ、あなたが現れる、

あなたの笑顔が、私の唯一の光。

現実がどんなに厳しくても、

あなたを待つ決意は変わらない。


[Chorus]

痴情の待ち、私は怨まない、

あなたは私の心の中で唯一の希望。

風や雨が吹こうとも、私は心変わりしない、

あなたが振り返り、私の真情を見るまで待つ。


[Outro]

私はずっと待つ、どれだけの時間がかかっても、

あなたが戻ってくれば、私の愛は変わらない。

あなたが理解することを願う、私の気持ち、

永遠に変わらない、痴情の待ち。


Song Title: 癡情的等待

 [Verse 1]

風吹過阮的心情,無法度解釋這份情,

妳的堅持像是天星,阮的勸告妳無聽。

心內的痛苦,只有阮自己知影,

願意等妳,直到妳明白。


[Chorus]

癡情的等待,阮無怨嘆,

妳是阮心內唯一的希望。

無論風吹雨打,阮攏無變心,

等待妳回頭,看見阮的真情。


[Verse 2]

夜深人靜,阮孤單一人,

思念妳的影,讓阮更堅強。

雖然妳的堅持讓阮傷心,

但阮相信,有一日妳會了解。


[Chorus]

癡情的等待,阮無怨嘆,

妳是阮心內唯一的希望。

無論風吹雨打,阮攏無變心,

等待妳回頭,看見阮的真情。


[Outro]

阮會一直等,無論多久,

只要妳回來,阮的愛依舊。

希望妳明白,阮的心意,

永遠不變,癡情的等待。


Sunday, July 14, 2024

遠走他鄉 V2

#### 第一章: 離別

香港的夜晚燈火閃爍,海風吹拂著淑芬的臉。她最後一次望向這熟悉的港灣,心中百感交集。移民異國他鄉,人生路漫漫,異地生活的孤單和難耐讓她感到無比的徬徨。


#### 第二章: 新生活

到達英國後,淑芬和她的丈夫阿文努力適應新生活。阿文很快找到一份工資不錯的工作,而淑芬則在家裡打理家務。他們的生活雖然艱難,但也算安穩。


#### 第三章: 破裂

阿文在新工作中結識了一位年輕漂亮的同事,名叫莎拉。莎拉和阿文有許多共同的興趣,兩人經常一起吃午餐,討論工作和生活。淑芬開始注意到阿文回家的時間越來越晚,並且對她的態度變得冷淡。


一天晚上,阿文告訴淑芬他要加班,但實際上是和莎拉一起去酒吧喝酒。兩人在酒吧裡聊得十分投契,喝了幾杯酒後,阿文再也抑制不住內心的衝動,和莎拉在一個僻靜的角落接吻。他們的吻逐漸加深,阿文的手開始在莎拉的身上遊走,兩人的呼吸變得急促。



這一幕被淑芬的朋友無意中看到,並告訴了她。淑芬感到驚訝和心碎,但她決定親自去確認真相。某個周末,她藉口要去購物,實際上偷偷跟隨阿文,最終在莎拉的公寓外看到了讓她心碎的一幕——阿文和莎拉正在親熱。她看見阿文解開莎拉的衣扣,兩人赤裸相擁,隨即倒在床上,淑芬的心如刀割,但她強忍住淚水,悄悄離開現場。


回到家後,淑芬對阿文提出質疑,阿文一開始否認,但在淑芬的逼問下最終承認了他的背叛。淑芬無法接受這樣的事實,兩人開始爭吵,最終阿文決定離開淑芬,與莎拉在一起。


#### 第四章: 墮落

為了生計,淑芬在當地一家中國餐外賣店找到一份工作。她每天辛苦工作,但收入依然無法維持生計。外賣店的老闆原來只把外賣當作副業,他的正職是經營一家色情按摩店。老闆看出淑芬經濟拮据,便建議她可以嘗試去按摩店工作。淑芬雖然內心掙扎,但最終為了生活選擇了接受這個提議。


#### 第五章: 掙扎

在按摩店工作期間,淑芬堅持自己的一些底線——不與顧客接吻,並且只進行戴套口交。即使在如此困難的環境下,她依然保持著自己的原則和尊嚴。日子一天天過去,淑芬的內心充滿了矛盾和掙扎,但她沒有放棄。


#### 第六章: 相遇

在一次工作的過程中,淑芬遇到了一位名叫約翰的客人。約翰對淑芬的美貌與智慧深感折服,並且逐漸瞭解到她的困境。約翰自身也有著複雜的過去,因此對淑芬的遭遇感同身受。兩人逐漸建立起深厚的感情。


#### 第七章: 轉變

淑芬發現約翰在做愛時十分溫柔,總是顧及她的感受和快感,從不粗暴或強迫。每次約翰都會輕柔地撫摸她的身體,親吻她的每一寸肌膚,讓她感受到被愛和尊重。淑芬在這種溫柔中逐漸放下防備,享受這段新的親密關係。


他們的談話中,約翰表現出極大的尊重和理解,斯文有禮且見多識廣,這讓淑芬感到無比舒適和安心。每次見面後,約翰都會花時間傾聽她的心聲,並給予實質性的建議和支持。他甚至幫助她解決一些日常生活中的困難,讓她覺得自己被重視和關心。



#### 第八章: 幫助

約翰決定幫助淑芬走出困境。他不僅在經濟上支援她,還幫助她找到一份體面的工作。淑芬開始學習新的技能,並且逐漸在新的職場中找到自信和希望。約翰也在自己的婚姻中找到平衡,與妻子坦誠溝通,獲得了妻子的理解和支持。


#### 第九章: 圓滿

淑芬與約翰的感情逐漸加深,兩人決定共同面對未來的挑戰。淑芬終於擺脫了過去的陰影,找回了自己的尊嚴和自信。約翰的幫助和愛情讓她重獲新生,兩人在異國他鄉共同迎接嶄新的生活。


淑芬的故事雖然充滿波折和困難,但最終在約翰的支持和愛中找到了一個圓滿的結局。這段經歷讓她明白,無論多麼艱難,只要堅持自己的信念,總會迎來希望的曙光。

遠走他鄉

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#### 第一章:離別


香港的夜晚依舊燈火通明,維多利亞港的海風撫過淑芬的臉龐,她最後一次俯瞰這片熟悉的城市,心中百感交集。丈夫阿偉站在一旁,神情嚴肅,他們即將移民英國,開啟新生活。


#### 第二章:異鄉


來到倫敦後,一切都變得陌生。阿偉很難找到合適的工作,經歷了數月的求職無果後,終於勉強找到了一份低薪的臨時工。淑芬則留在家裡,打理家務,學習英語,漸漸地感到孤單和失落。


阿偉的壓力越來越大,脾氣也變得越來越暴躁。夫妻之間的爭吵頻繁,溝通幾乎停止。某天晚上,阿偉終於爆發了,他宣佈要離開淑芬,說自己再也無法承受這樣的生活。


#### 第三章:破裂


阿偉搬出了他們租住的小公寓,留下淑芬一個人。離婚後,淑芬的經濟狀況急劇惡化。她沒有穩定的收入來源,英語不好,很難找到合適的工作。淑芬開始打零工,清潔工、洗碗工,什麼都做,但收入僅夠勉強維持基本生活。


#### 第四章:徬徨


離婚後,淑芬的生活陷入困境。她孤身一人在異鄉,沒有親人,也沒有朋友,每晚只能對著空蕩蕩的房子流淚。房租、水電費、食物開支,所有的負擔壓得她喘不過氣來。


某日,她在街頭的咖啡店打工,遇到了來自香港的老鄉阿珍。阿珍看到淑芬的困境,主動伸出援手,兩人成為了朋友。阿珍告訴淑芬,這裡的生活雖然艱難,但只要堅持下去,總會看到希望。


#### 第五章:破滅的希望


在阿珍的鼓勵下,淑芬開始努力學習英語,參加社區活動,尋找新的工作機會。她的生活似乎有了一點起色,但現實總是殘酷。幾次面試都無果,她的希望一次次被現實打碎。


某天,她收到房東的通知,房租即將上漲。她已經無法負擔,面臨無家可歸的危機。阿珍雖然幫助她,但自身也難以為繼,無法提供更多支援。淑芬為了生計,走投無路之下,決定選擇一條黑暗的道路。


#### 第六章 墮落


淑芬原本以為自己能夠依靠打零工維持生計,她找到了一份在當地中國餐外賣店的工作。外賣店的老闆王先生對她還算友善,淑芬也認為這份工作能夠幫助她度過難關。


但是,隨著時間的推移,淑芬發現自己的收入根本不足以支付高昂的房租和生活費。她努力工作,卻依然感到力不從心。


一天,王先生留住了淑芬,跟她談了一番話。原來,王先生的外賣店只是他的副業,他的真正生意是經營一間色情按摩店。王先生了解淑芬的經濟困境,提議她可以試著去按摩店工作,收入會比在外賣店高很多。


淑芬起初感到震驚和猶豫,但生活的壓力讓她無法拒絕這個提議。她需要錢來養活自己,繳納房租,甚至存一些錢回香港探望家人。於是,淑芬最終決定接受王先生的提議,開始在色情按摩店工作。


在這段時間裡,淑芬依然堅持自己的底線,她不與顧客接吻,也只進行戴套的口交。她努力保持自尊,並告訴自己這只是暫時的過渡。


### 第七章 新的開始


有一天,淑芬接待了一位名叫約翰的顧客。約翰是一位英國本地人,對淑芬的美貌與智慧感到驚訝。他對淑芬的境遇感同身受,因為他的家庭背景也曾經歷過相似的困境。


約翰慢慢地與淑芬建立了深厚的友誼,並漸漸愛上了她。淑芬也感受到了約翰的真誠和體貼,兩人開始了一段新的戀情。約翰在自己的生活中找到了平衡點,一方面照顧自己的妻子,另一方面幫助淑芬渡過難關。


最終,在約翰的支持下,淑芬離開了按摩店,開始學習英語,找到了一份正當的工作。她的生活漸漸好轉,重新找回了自信和希望。


淑芬和約翰的愛情故事雖然曲折,但最終迎來了幸福的結局。他們共同面對生活的挑戰,創造了一個嶄新的未來。


-----------------------------以下是佐治建議修改前的舊版--------------------------

#### 第六章:墮落


淑芬開始在夜晚的街頭徘徊,尋找那些願意出錢的客人。每次交易,她的心靈都被撕裂,但她別無選擇。生活的壓力和孤獨感讓她越來越麻木,她逐漸失去了自尊和對未來的希望。雖然她從事這個行業,但她堅持自己的底線——不和顧客接吻,只戴套口交。


#### 第七章:轉機


某個夜晚,淑芬接到了一個新客人——馬克,一個成熟穩重的商人。他不同於其他客人,對淑芬充滿了尊重和體貼。馬克對淑芬的生活困境感同身受,因為他年輕時也曾經歷過經濟困難和家庭變故。他的父親早逝,母親獨自撫養他和弟弟,日子過得十分艱難。馬克深知生活的艱辛,對淑芬的處境產生了強烈的共鳴。


#### 第八章:平衡


馬克雖然對淑芬產生了感情,但他已有妻子。他不想傷害任何人,於是他決定坦誠面對自己的感情和責任。馬克和妻子瑪莉有過多次深刻的對話,解釋了他對淑芬的情感以及她的困境。


瑪莉最初感到震驚和傷心,但最終被馬克的真誠打動。她理解馬克的同情心和責任感,並決定一起幫助淑芬度過難關。瑪莉和馬克共同商量,如何在不破壞家庭的前提下,幫助淑芬重建生活。


#### 第九章:重生


在馬克和瑪莉的支持下,淑芬開始改變自己的生活。她放棄了不道德的交易,專心學習英語和專業技能。馬克幫助她找到了穩定的工作,並提供了臨時的住所,讓她有機會重新站起來。


淑芬的生活漸漸好轉,她與馬克的感情也越來越深厚,但兩人都保持著界限和尊重。瑪莉也成為了淑芬的朋友,三人之間形成了一種特殊的家庭般的聯繫。


#### 結尾:大團圓


經歷了無數風雨,淑芬終於在異鄉找到了自己的幸福。她感激馬克和瑪莉的幫助,決心不辜負他們的期望。她在工作中表現出色,逐漸建立起自己的事業和生活。


這片陌生的土地,雖然曾帶給她無盡的挑戰,但也讓她找到了真正的愛情、友情和新的生活方向。她的故事,終於迎來了圓滿的結局。淑芬不再是那個孤單無助的女人,而是變得堅強、自信,並且充滿愛與希望。

Thursday, June 13, 2024

儒家之亂

Act 1

旁白:柄教本著菩薩心腸,年中援助不少女學生,每當莫財之時,就會攪「四大才子紀念音樂會」籌旗,在音樂會開場綵排時,台下已聚集大量歌迷

年龍:能人留意個台左邊

保羅:觀眾角度定係樂隊角度?

佐治:嗰四個著儒家褲嘅?

年龍:紫色嗰個好生果

保羅:橙色嗰個好支架

佐治:白色嗰個好屎

牙醫:黑色嗰個好power

年龍:阿工作人員,問佢地一陣唱「你你你」有無興趣上黎伴下舞?

旁白:音樂會正式開始,一如以往地反應超熱烈,兩隻大碟既歌唱完又唱,玩左成粒鐘,四個儒家女在「你你你」有火辣演出,和樂隊成員有power 互動,到「祝你辛福」時繼續留在台上和唱,年龍到升key嗰下,一口真氣提不上來

牙醫:唉,班友重以為自己1822嗰陣唱個半鐘唔停咩,而家貴庚呀?無眼睇。咦,點解變左女聲?

阿紫:「從今以後,過快樂每天,我屌鳩你」

旁白:75分鐘既音樂會有驚無險結束

年龍:(對阿紫)多謝妳幫我頂住,今次真係老貓燒鬚。

阿紫:老?邊撚度老?講呢啲,哈哈

年龍:(捉住紫手)你睇下我隻手幾鞋

阿黑:(對牙醫)你平時成日睇音樂會?

牙醫:都唔算,上次就係睇李雲迪喺巴黎彈莫扎特,同巔峰都係有啲距離

阿黑:咁你地幾個會唔會有興趣睇海濱公園五公主喺倫敦既音樂會?

佐治:O2定係Pizza Express嗰啲?

阿白:大酒樓嗰啲,彌敦道

保羅:好,一定到

旁白:海濱公園五公主其實只有一名固定成員,就係曾經上電視薄有名氣既露脾姐,雖然佢好肯露,獲得公園阿伯fan屎巨額投資,在倫敦每場飯局音樂會酬勞可達一千個幣但係完全唔提供肉體接觸,該服務由其他四位非固定成員負責,每位抽水的觀眾都會向公主打賞二十個幣。牙醫四位當然也照做,但可能四人特別有紳士風度,四女竟然報以大車!

阿紫:(在大車之後拖著年龍的手問)三能band可以為公主作啲歌一齊夾嗎?

年龍:其實我地好少「西女人與能屌仔」呢類歌

阿白:我覺得你地可以寫下「無言的結局」續集。

佐治:gogogo! 而家一齊上禮頓山總壇大party搵靈感

年龍:阿紫話佢地唔方便

保羅:咁好啦,下次

阿橙:下次再算

旁白:三星期後,三能人加五公主一齊表演完「多言無結局」後,三能人入後台同牙醫吹水

牙醫:有無包膠?

三能人:So far零洗

牙醫:吓?咁耐?唔似你地風格喎

佐治:車住先,擦下波皮都過癮

年龍:係啦,生果剩係坐喺隔離都開心

牙醫:交換體液有啲污漕喎,其實我地上次都只係碰碰車。

保羅:就算有大車,二十個幣一次貴左啲。佐治,頭先我第三段solo嗰陣阿白係咁打眼色乜意思?

佐治:哦,我估佢見大家都無乜solo, 想你cut咁啲,你睇吓年龍成晚吹左兩段solo咋

牙醫:(行開左自言自語)呢幾條女好似想分化三能人,等佢地連有無得診咁大件事都擺埋一二邊。

旁白:又過左兩個月,三能人寫多三首大媽歌,出多左四次show

牙醫:不經不覺夾夾埋埋我地都畀左400個幣,大家重係唔係零洗?

佐治:覺唔覺「睡著沒有夢」啲chord怪怪地? 

保羅:係咩?

年龍:有人配chord好hea囉,好似無心機幫公主做音樂咁。頭先阿紫有啲食,拖佢佢就fing開我手,頂。

Act 2

牙醫:(返到診所)咁唔係辦法,三能人而家成班聖人正經野唔做,重要面左左咁。好古怪。

年龍:(進入牙醫診所)牙醫,上次補完隻牙,唔知點解啲fillings跌番出黎,我袋起左,你check下。

牙醫:咦,唔係幾正常喎,等我化驗下先。(隔左一陣)我懷疑你中左毒(又隔左一陣)果然係中左聖人毒!

年龍:乜野黎架?

牙醫:即係令你長期喺聖人mode既毒,你最近同邊個車過?邊個最有incentive令你長期聖人mode?

年龍:近排唔係好大癮診咋,有大車既咪係阿紫囉,佢有乜incentive令我長期喺聖人mode先?

牙醫:我諗到了,係因為班公主唔想花時間去診,寧可畀啲fan💩車下甚至揸錢,每個客收二十個幣,多啲黎密啲手嘛。

年龍:牙醫你要救下我地呀!

旁白:牙醫知道呢類型既毒要製作解藥,必先取得隻毒本身,為左救兄弟,佢決定以身犯險:約左阿黑去睇朗朗音樂會,音樂會完左,牙醫好有風度咁揸佢架911送阿黑返屋企,落車嗰陣黎個大車式goodbye kiss

牙醫:(把口水吐入收集器)今次三能人有救了(返診所,用藥水左溝溝右溝溝)攪掂!即call三能人先

旁白:牙醫約三能人去人社派解藥,食完叫媽咪帶左八條女入黎坐,每人被左右夾攻

佐治:(向右)你點首「多言無結局」黎一齊唱啦

保羅:弊,啲解藥對佐治好似無效。(一首揸落左邊個女仔光班power) 其實診唔診都無乜所謂喎

年龍右女:(被年龍從後攬住企起身跳舞32個bar)你好衰咁,用小投資者頂住人地係咁Un

牙醫:(額手稱慶)感謝柄神,藥力終於發揮作用了。

旁白:於是房內發生十二人大party, 大家玩盡各種花式,快感動天。攪左三粒鐘,大家又回到真.聖人mode

保羅:牙醫,你畀我地呢隻解藥用黎救返四公主得唔得?

牙醫:無可能。佢地長期含住喺口,中毒太深。

Act 3

旁白:牙醫用左7749小時製作加強版「源頭」解藥,剛好阿黑黎診所搵佢

阿黑:麻煩你今日要洗牙

牙醫:歡迎之至,請坐在診療椅上。(跟住邊洗牙邊混入解藥)

阿黑:(解開上衫最頂三粒鈕)牙醫,點解診所咁熱嘅?

牙醫:咁我去開大啲冷氣先

阿黑:(除左上衫,露出入面超性感誘惑lace內衣)都重係好熱呀!

牙醫:冷氣開到盡了

阿黑:(除埋條裙同bra) 我要你小投資者幫手救熄我啲火(發姣攬住牙醫)

牙醫:(把心一橫除埋阿黑身上最後防線)咁我要入了

旁白:其實診療椅係極度適合診,功能被牙醫發揮到淋漓盡致,兩輪大戰後終於靜下來

阿黑:我差啲唔記得左診係咁舒服,多謝牙醫(大車一陣)但係我地以後花多左時間診會搵少左錢咁點算呢?

牙醫:我有計。

旁白:三個月後,四公主同三能人再開演唱會,地點是倫敦O2, 全場爆滿,事後在Regent hotel總統套房開慶功大party

阿紫:真係好開心

年龍:因為年龍三式?

阿紫:好衰架,你笑人。(紅都面晒)我想話我地啲歌咁受歡迎呀

佐治:AI真心堅,竟然可以將SPS同大媽歌兩種截然不同既風格混合成流行曲風。

阿白:咁都要保羅彈到咁快嘅,頭先solo好多女睇到如痴如醉。

旁白:三能人一笑泯恩仇,終於重修舊好,感謝柄神牙醫同四公主。





Friday, November 11, 2016

神屌雜女

春風秋月何時了,往事知多少?

這年夏天華南份外的熱,少女們穿著薄紗在湖中嬉戲,那是本地人見怪不怪的事,但今天卻有一個不速之客盯著這羣少女。他不是一般鹹濕阿伯,而是大理四大臣之一的武三爺!二十年前武三爺的小情人阿丸也是在這湖中戲水,在這湖中遇上那天殺的小白臉陸箭源!這當然是武三一廂情願的想法,不過世上也有另一人同樣地因為源丸之戀而發狂,也就是赤仙李莫仇!赤仙還是少女懷春時曾和陸箭源有過一夜情,不過陸箭源怕了赤仙不斷苛索而南逃,邂逅阿丸,二十年來情比金堅,想不到今天竟一拼和兩個寃家遇上!湖中少女其中一位正是陸家幼女迎迎,武三和赤仙跟蹤陸迎迎回家,赤仙首先發難點倒陸家上下,把源丸夫婦拉到床上,竟然就在床上和展源交合,阿丸看得悲憤莫名,而赤仙淫功更勝於昔,不夠半時辰箭源幾近精盡人亡!下一步就是把毒針射向阿丸,說時遲那時快,卻見一泥鏟把數針擋住,究竟來者何人?


原來陸家村由於祖先營商有道,全村上下不愁生活,而附近村落的窮等人家來找點散工賺錢維持生計,陸家村民亦往住樂於助人,楊過自幼父母雙亡,陸箭源每週僱他打理花園,楊對時花亦頗有天分,在這一帶已是頗有名氣的少年花王,這天碰巧遇著赤仙行兇,楊過想也不想便出手相救,赤仙一擊不中,大怒離去!武三如夢初醒,大叫不妙,皆因赤仙之毒異常厲害,楊過這一擋已經中毒,武三連忙揹起楊過,施展絕頂輕功逕往南山古墓找當世除了赤仙之外唯一能解此毒的赤仙同門師妹小龍女!一日一夜到達時,武三已支持不住,和楊過同時倒在古墓門外,醒來時只見身旁一張字條:古墓禁地,請速離。武三心想小龍女應已把楊過救入古墓,此地不宜久留,當即下山。事實上赤仙師父臨終前已知赤仙心地歹毒,必定持武功毒功在外橫行,交帶小龍女務必為師門補過;小龍女一把楊過之脈,大吃一驚,原來此毒必須由她把楊之毒從陽具吮出!師命豈可不從,於是小龍女立即行動,究竟楊過有救與否?


半個時辰之內,小龍女已三度吮毒,楊過縱然年輕力壯,也抵受不住,印堂卻依然發黑,餘毒不清!小龍女想起師父教過,可用寒玉蒲團提升功力,於是抱著楊坐上蒲團,再吮一次,楊印堂方慢慢褪回原色!楊過為報小龍女救命之恩,一意留下為小龍女打理古墓外園之名花,而小龍女亦覺此子乃係可造之材,於是讓他拜入門下。不覺又兩年,楊過資質奇佳,已學識古墓派全部基本功,當即開始修練艱深難明的慾女心經。其實楊龍二人自吮毒後,已不是不懂性事的無知少男女,明白到慾女心經必須靠交合修練,不過在墓中修練數次均太快泄出,無以為繼。這天楊過又到外園時花,想起之前一晚和小龍女纒眠,轟然起機,聞著清新花香,久久不下旗,突然想到此乃和小龍女練功最佳場所!小龍女聽見大喜,連續修練三週,不經不覺而練成該經第二十一層!且說和南山對望之北山有一座道觀,住有一班禮義教的道士,因祖訓從不和古墓派來往;其中根智丙乃係教中醫術高手,經常四出採藥,為北山區居民治病,這日因大霧誤打誤撞竟然上了從未到過之南山古墓外園的奇花叢,才發現已迷路,唯有露宿一宵,就在夜半,突然傳來男女歡娯之音,道長不過是凡人,怎能不起機,亦因花香久不下旗,道長正自尷尬,奇事又接踵而來,一個全裸女子現身更解他褲帶,根智丙尚未定神已被該女坐蓮!淫聲此起彼落,激發楊龍行功更急,直衝第二十二層關口,無暇理會另一對是何人,究竟該女子是誰?


原來坐上根智丙的正是回古墓偷窺慾女心經修練的赤仙李莫仇!四人高潮過後,根智丙慚愧非常,慌不擇路就衝下山。李莫仇調好氣息後,長嘆一聲:師妹,恭喜你覓得好郎君,也就揚長而去。小龍女滿臉通紅望著楊過,只待其提親,可是楊過少不懂事,稍一猶疑,小龍女心下一沉,施展慾女心經第二十二層之輕功疾走,楊過不知所措,到想起要追時,小龍女已在數丈之外,追了一日一夜,已到了東岸之絕情谷。此谷情花蔓生,卻是劇毒之物,愛花之人兼谷主髮妻裘遷冊也不例外地經常中毒,令谷主公孫子十分厭倦為妻吮毒,經常找女兒公孫紅來自高麗及扶桑的丫鬟鬼混!為滿足淫慾,公孫子特地從天竺請來金龍淫僧傳授天竺金槍不倒轉彎神功,並同意許配女兒給金龍。正在此時楊龍二人先後誤闖入谷,愛花之楊逃不過中情花毒之劫,卻幸得公孫紅委身吮毒!翌日谷中舉行重大慶典,竟然是公孫子同時嫁女兼娶妾,而其新妾原來是小龍女!楊過感恩圖報,反對兩頭親事,旋即和谷主及淫僧大打出手,究竟勝負如何?

谷主憑著一對鋒利無匹之君子淑女寶劍,在武林中罕逢敵手;而金龍僧所使之龍像結衣功更是絕世神功!楊龍二人處境實在兇險之極。不過谷主雙劍一出鞘,即發覺已被掉包,原來谷中兩名丫鬟吉澤和波多野不甘長期被淫辱,乘谷中眾人忙於辦喜事逃走,一不做二不休連鎮谷之寶君子淑女劍亦盗去,谷主心下自怯,原有功力發揮不到一成,三招即被小龍女以心經第十七層的功夫點到。那邊廂金龍僧出招,每招均非同小可:結衣功神妙之處乃係把對手衣衫左綁右結,以至無法還招!楊龍二人心念一動,知道要破解,就只有一個方法:就是脫下全身衣衫!好色的金龍僧看見小龍女完美無瑕的軀體,手中招數已然大亂,楊過乘機劍攻淫僧下體,從此為武林除一大害!小龍女連忙穿回衣裙,冷不防金龍僧作出垂死一擊,究竟身受重傷的小龍女是否有救?

楊過知道小龍女的內傷,唯有本門慾女心經第二十三層才能救治,必須立即回去練功,而機靈的公孫紅一早就備好馬車,自告奮勇送楊龍回南山古墓,好讓楊過在車上以雙手輸送內力至小龍女胸口。半日後到達古墓外奇花叢,楊龍旋即寬衣解帶練功,不識男歡女愛的公孫紅在旁把風,既羞又喜。可是小龍女內傷甚重,交合一度已極為疲累,二十三層尚未練成,楊過焦急非常,此時赤仙李莫仇突然現身!見師妹奄奄一息,不足為患,楊過靈機一動,也假裝身受重傷,李欲於此時此地練功,唯有和公孫紅交歡!赤仙平時心狠手辣,但床上功夫卻是一流且輕柔,很快就把初嘗雲雨的公孫紅一次又一次帶上高潮,慾女心經亦一層上一層,李莫仇欲罷不能;那邊廂小龍女被兩女的淫聲再度喚醒激情,又騎上楊過,兩邊齊齊練功,不久同時練成第二十三層,小龍女內傷即癒。赤仙練成神功,第一件事就要除去楊龍,但雙方對對方所使的慾女心經身法招式均了然於胸,鬥個難分難解,一百招後終於無可避免地對掌,楊過的內力和李莫仇的來個硬碰,竟然勢如破竹,原來慾女心經乃係古墓派和禮義教祖師想像交合之下創出,故楊過陰陽相交練成之內勁是李莫仇雙陰之尅星!一瞬間赤仙功力盡廢。


數日之間,少年楊過除去武林兩大男女魔頭。
正是:神屌成大器,雜女登仙峰

全書完。

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Day 49

The day started in a typical fashion. I woke up next to my neighbour's stupid-looking dog again. The digital clock on the wall read 25:01. Weird, but I don't care, my mind is still occupied by the naked lady I saw last night. I have seen my fair share of naked bodies but she's of a different breed. Back on Earth, I might have preferred the stupid-looking dog, or the digital clock; here... she's a commodity.

The phone rang, I answered it and I was shocked to see her on the screen! Even though we did not say so, I thought last night would be the first and the last time as that was the unwritten rule between the so-called Type E and Type U. "What is this?!" I said, "Are you trying to get us killed?" She ignored my question and went on to ask me anxiously, "What time is it now?" I could have explained to her what she saw on my clock was normal in an environment distorted by us energy gatherers but that might get me into trouble with the Committee. I glanced at the clock any way and shouted, "Oh! Shit! Time dilation!"

The time is 3407 A.D., lots of Earth like habitable planets have been discovered; interplanetary communication and time travel is very common at that time.However, the availabilities of energy and men had not improved at all and they were actually causing more and more conflicts. I had no doubt the Time Gathers were sabotaging the energy labs ... again.

Due to the energy crisis caused by the black hole in 26th century, since then energy is being rationed by the Universal Energy Committee; at some point the Free Trade Advocates started teaming up with the Time Gathers to either steal energy or damage the energy labs. VSIP, or Virtual Sex Induced Power, seemed to be the only hope and whether I liked it or not, I was deemed to be good at it.

The time dilation effect fell so suddenly that the dorm room seemingly morphed into my old living room and the image on the phone screen morphed into a real person... my beloved wife, Uphori, ... who had died ten years ago. She asked me, 'Honey, do you miss me?' 'Wait a minute!' I knew why this flashback felt so unnatural: Uphori had never called me 'Honey.'

"Honey, do you miss me?", "Honey, do you love me?", "Honey, I need you!", "Honey, come feel me!" Presently, Uphori2, Uphori3, Uphori4 ... loads of Uphoris materialized right in front of me...

Suddenly all Uphoris disappeared and the lady on the phone said, "Looks like there is some impurity in the power we generated last night so your FlashBack Reality Machine choked."

"She's gotta be playing some sort of tricks and she's just trying to cover it up" I was not sure if she was sent by the Committee or the Gathers but in any case the only thing I could do was to unplug and run, real fast. Packing the essentials, meanwhile cursing myself, I started to replay, in my mind, what I had done the night before. After an extravagant seafood dinner at the Bay, I came home feeling lonely. That was the perfect mood for Virtual Sex so I brewed my special pot of tea and waited for a "Type U", i.e. undressed inducer. I often wondered if I was the only Energy Gatherer on the planet who did this -- very unlikely also very illegal -- but I started up the MC2 Synthesizer at the exact time of her arrival in order to slow time down.

The clock keeps ticking, but my energy supply for MC2 is running low, I could only last for another 30 minutes or so. I was not worried though since the longer for the "herb" in my tea to take effect, the better my imagination would be, and this Type U indeed had the best body and look ever. "Honey... My... name... is... Estasia." She introduced herself in a slow, lazy tempo that was the natural effect inside a slower time bubble. Estasia had a wonderful body, pretty face with big boobs, she faced me on her side, covering her big breasts with her hands. She slowly wrapped her hands, I mean my hands, around my neck tighter and tighter until I couldn't breathe and I reached climax at that very moment.

I would be forgetting this when I finally woke up, but in my subconscious mind, I met Uphori and we made love, and we made love again, until even my subconscious mind fell unconscious. Somehow, I feel like this is not the first time I had this dream, seems like I have a similar dream everytime after I have virtual sex with Estasia. Anyway, I panicked now that I realized she was real, not just my imagination, since virtual sex with a real person was punishable by death per the Committee. But that had to be just a figment of my imagination, no doubt heightened by the herbs. Sexual pleasure was the by-product, the main thing for this exercise is to gather enough energy for time travel to go back in time and meet Uphori. At my current level I could only go back to 3398, one year after Uphori died but I decided to go anyway.

But then I didn't go yet ... or did I?

"Hello... what are you thinking? What time is it?" Estasia asked. I was not quite sure but I was supposed to travel to July 29th, 3398, coincidentally the day the Free Trade Advocates made its shocking announcement.

I snapped back to reality and heard voices and noise outside. "It is 25:01, I have guests coming, let's chat some other time." I just wanted to brush her off and run.

It turned out I did not need to run since protesters angered by FTA's decision to oust the charismatic leader Joy-Augusto had already hogged up all bandwidth everywhere.

"Listen to me, Honey," Estasia said with a sinister grin on her virtual face, "You have nowhere to turn to except to become one of us." I ignored her and went on to gather my energy capsules and other essential items that I required for the trip. I didn't mind Estasia kept tele-stalking me since I still had one more year to go back and I could use some VSIP from her. Indeed, perhaps I could use her. So I took a break from the packing and said to her, "Tell me more."

Friday, August 04, 2006

Day 47

The day started in a typical fashion. I woke up next to my neighbour's stupid-looking dog again. The digital clock on the wall read 25:01. Weird, but I don't care, my mind is still occupied by the naked lady I saw last night. I have seen my fair share of naked bodies but she's of a different breed. Back on Earth, I might have preferred the stupid-looking dog, or the digital clock; here... she's a commodity.

The phone rang, I answered it and I was shocked to see her on the screen! Even though we did not say so, I thought last night would be the first and the last time as that was the unwritten rule between the so-called Type E and Type U. "What is this?!" I said, "Are you trying to get us killed?" She ignored my question and went on to ask me anxiously, "What time is it now?" I could have explained to her what she saw on my clock was normal in an environment distorted by us energy gatherers but that might get me into trouble with the Committee. I glanced at the clock any way and shouted, "Oh! Shit! Time dilation!"

The time is 3407 A.D., lots of Earth like habitable planets have been discovered; interplanetary communication and time travel is very common at that time.However, the availabilities of energy and men had not improved at all and they were actually causing more and more conflicts. I had no doubt the Time Gathers were sabotaging the energy labs ... again.

Due to the energy crisis caused by the black hole in 26th century, since then energy is being rationed by the Universal Energy Committee; at some point the Free Trade Advocates started teaming up with the Time Gathers to either steal energy or damage the energy labs. VSIP, or Virtual Sex Induced Power, seemed to be the only hope and whether I liked it or not, I was deemed to be good at it.

The time dilation effect fell so suddenly that the dorm room seemingly morphed into my old living room and the image on the phone screen morphed into a real person... my beloved wife, Uphori, ... who had died ten years ago. She asked me, 'Honey, do you miss me?' 'Wait a minute!' I knew why this flashback felt so unnatural: Uphori had never called me 'Honey.'

"Honey, do you miss me?", "Honey, do you love me?", "Honey, I need you!", "Honey, come feel me!" Presently, Uphori2, Uphori3, Uphori4 ... loads of Uphoris materialized right in front of me...

Suddenly all Uphoris disappeared and the lady on the phone said, "Looks like there is some impurity in the power we generated last night so your FlashBack Reality Machine choked."

"She's gotta be playing some sort of tricks and she's just trying to cover it up" I was not sure if she was sent by the Committee or the Gathers but in any case the only thing I could do was to unplug and run, real fast. Packing the essentials, meanwhile cursing myself, I started to replay, in my mind, what I had done the night before. After an extravagant seafood dinner at the Bay, I came home feeling lonely. That was the perfect mood for Virtual Sex so I brewed my special pot of tea and waited for a "Type U", i.e. undressed inducer. I often wondered if I was the only Energy Gatherer on the planet who did this -- very unlikely also very illegal -- but I started up the MC2 Synthesizer at the exact time of her arrival in order to slow time down.

The clock keeps ticking, but my energy supply for MC2 is running low, I could only last for another 30 minutes or so. I was not worried though since the longer for the "herb" in my tea to take effect, the better my imagination would be, and this Type U indeed had the best body and look ever. "Honey... My... name... is... Estasia." She introduced herself in a slow, lazy tempo that was the natural effect inside a slower time bubble. Estasia had a wonderful body, pretty face with big boobs, she faced me on her side, covering her big breasts with her hands. She slowly wrapped her hands, I mean my hands, around my neck tighter and tighter until I couldn't breathe and I reached climax at that very moment.

I would be forgetting this when I finally woke up, but in my subconscious mind, I met Uphori and we made love, and we made love again, until even my subconscious mind fell unconscious. Somehow, I feel like this is not the first time I had this dream, seems like I have a similar dream everytime after I have virtual sex with Estasia. Anyway, I panicked now that I realized she was real, not just my imagination, since virtual sex with a real person was punishable by death per the Committee. But that had to be just a figment of my imagination, no doubt heightened by the herbs. Sexual pleasure was the by-product, the main thing for this exercise is to gather enough energy for time travel to go back in time and meet Uphori. At my current level I could only go back to 3398, one year after Uphori died but I decided to go anyway.

But then I didn't go yet ... or did I?

"Hello... what are you thinking? What time is it?" Estasia asked. I was not quite sure but I was supposed to travel to July 29th, 3398, coincidentally the day the Free Trade Advocates made its shocking announcement.

I snapped back to reality and heard voices and noise outside. "It is 25:01, I have guests coming, let's chat some other time." I just wanted to brush her off and run.

It turned out I did not need to run since protesters angered by FTA's decision to oust the charismatic leader Joy-Augusto had already hogged up all bandwidth everywhere.

"Listen to me, Honey," Estasia said with a sinister grin on her virtual face, "You have nowhere to turn to except to become one of us." I ignored her and went on to gather my energy capsules and other essential items that I required for the trip. I didn't mind Estasia kept tele-stalking me since I still had one more year to go back and I could use some VSIP from her.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Day 46

The day started in a typical fashion. I woke up next to my neighbour's stupid-looking dog again. The digital clock on the wall read 25:01. Weird, but I don't care, my mind is still occupied by the naked lady I saw last night. I have seen my fair share of naked bodies but she's of a different breed. Back on Earth, I might have preferred the stupid-looking dog, or the digital clock; here... she's a commodity.

The phone rang, I answered it and I was shocked to see her on the screen! Even though we did not say so, I thought last night would be the first and the last time as that was the unwritten rule between the so-called Type E and Type U. "What is this?!" I said, "Are you trying to get us killed?" She ignored my question and went on to ask me anxiously, "What time is it now?" I could have explained to her what she saw on my clock was normal in an environment distorted by us energy gatherers but that might get me into trouble with the Committee. I glanced at the clock any way and shouted, "Oh! Shit! Time dilation!"

The time is 3407 A.D., lots of Earth like habitable planets have been discovered; interplanetary communication and time travel is very common at that time.However, the availabilities of energy and men had not improved at all and they were actually causing more and more conflicts. I had no doubt the Time Gathers were sabotaging the energy labs ... again.

Due to the energy crisis caused by the black hole in 26th century, since then energy is being rationed by the Universal Energy Committee; at some point the Free Trade Advocates started teaming up with the Time Gathers to either steal energy or damage the energy labs. VSIP, or Virtual Sex Induced Power, seemed to be the only hope and whether I liked it or not, I was deemed to be good at it.

The time dilation effect fell so suddenly that the dorm room seemingly morphed into my old living room and the image on the phone screen morphed into a real person... my beloved wife, Uphori, ... who had died ten years ago. She asked me, 'Honey, do you miss me?' 'Wait a minute!' I knew why this flashback felt so unnatural: Uphori had never called me 'Honey.'

"Honey, do you miss me?", "Honey, do you love me?", "Honey, I need you!", "Honey, come feel me!" Presently, Uphori2, Uphori3, Uphori4 ... loads of Uphoris materialized right in front of me...

Suddenly all Uphoris disappeared and the lady on the phone said, "Looks like there is some impurity in the power we generated last night so your FlashBack Reality Machine choked."

"She's gotta be playing some sort of tricks and she's just trying to cover it up" I was not sure if she was sent by the Committee or the Gathers but in any case the only thing I could do was to unplug and run, real fast. Packing the essentials, meanwhile cursing myself, I started to replay, in my mind, what I had done the night before. After an extravagant seafood dinner at the Bay, I came home feeling lonely. That was the perfect mood for Virtual Sex so I brewed my special pot of tea and waited for a "Type U", i.e. undressed inducer. I often wondered if I was the only Energy Gatherer on the planet who did this -- very unlikely also very illegal -- but I started up the MC2 Synthesizer at the exact time of her arrival in order to slow time down.

The clock keeps ticking, but my energy supply for MC2 is running low, I could only last for another 30 minutes or so. I was not worried though since the longer for the "herb" in my tea to take effect, the better my imagination would be, and this Type U indeed had the best body and look ever. "Honey... My... name... is... Estasia." She introduced herself in a slow, lazy tempo that was the natural effect inside a slower time bubble. Estasia had a wonderful body, pretty face with big boobs, she faced me on her side, covering her big breasts with her hands. She slowly wrapped her hands, I mean my hands, around my neck tighter and tighter until I couldn't breathe and I reached climax at that very moment.

I would be forgetting this when I finally woke up, but in my subconscious mind, I met Uphori and we made love, and we made love again, until even my subconscious mind fell unconscious. Somehow, I feel like this is not the first time I had this dream, seems like I have a similar dream everytime after I have virtual sex with Estasia. Anyway, I panicked now that I realized she was real, not just my imagination, since virtual sex with a real person was punishable by death per the Committee. But that had to be just a figment of my imagination, no doubt heightened by the herbs. Sexual pleasure was the by-product, the main thing for this exercise is to gather enough energy for time travel to go back in time and meet Uphori. At my current level I could only go back to 3398, one year after Uphori died but I decided to go anyway.

But then I didn't go yet ... or did I?

"Hello... what are you thinking? What time is it?" Estasia asked. I was not quite sure but I was supposed to travel to July 29th, 3398, coincidentally the day the Free Trade Advocates made its shocking announcement.

I snapped back to reality and heard voices and noise outside. "It is 25:01, I have guests coming, let's chat some other time." I just wanted to brush her off and run.

It turned out I did not need to run since protesters angered by FTA's decision to oust the charismatic leader Joy-Augusto had already hogged up all bandwidth everywhere.

"Listen to me, Honey," Estasia said with a sinister grin on her virtual face, "You have nowhere to turn to except to become one of us." I ignored her and went on to gather my energy capsules and other essential items that I required for the trip.